Posts Tagged ‘Rachel Uchitel’

Rumors that aren’t squelched

Rumors that aren’t squelched

December 7, 2009 / Posted in Commentary/Opinion, Humor/Satire

It’s not hard to fathom that Tiger Woods isn’t going to scramble very hard to shut this specific I-banged-Tiger-Woods claim up: According to Lawton, Woods is quite the lover. He is “very well endowed” and “knows his way around the bedroom. On a scale of ten I would give him 12,” she tells News...

Women Tiger Woods has probably not ‘transgressed’ with

Women Tiger Woods has probably not ‘transgressed’ with

December 3, 2009 / Posted in Humor/Satire

You’re going to continue to hear about a number of women who have allegedly had relationships with Tiger Woods that were of the things-that-go-bumpity-bump-bump in the night variety. It could get confusing keeping your Rachel’s, Jaimee’s (the 2nd ‘e’ is for error) and Kalika’s straight after all. So we’ve worked up...

Tiger Woods scandal – Blame & Sympathy

Tiger Woods scandal – Blame & Sympathy

December 2, 2009 / Posted in Commentary/Opinion

Tiger confessed. There are a million tweets, blog postings, columns and TV stories being done right now that go into the timeline and  details. If you want that info you can find it elsewhere easily enough.   For days now it’s been fashionable to trash ‘the media’ for invading Tiger Woods privacy. ...

Woods speaks; raises more questions than answers

Woods speaks; raises more questions than answers

November 29, 2009 / Posted in Commentary/Opinion

We can all get on with our lives now right?  Tiger issued his statement and it…well it doesn’t really clear that much up does it?  But it does at least publicly address the incident (or ‘situation’ as Woods refers to it as) which is all we’ve really suggested he do from the beginning....

Top excuses for Tiger Woods on Crash-gate

Top excuses for Tiger Woods on Crash-gate

November 29, 2009 / Posted in Humor/Satire

Sure it’s being called ‘Tiger-gate’ but we prefer ‘Crash-gate’ because it all started with the most significant 5mph crash in history. As the world holds its collective breath for Tiger to speak (you should really exhale, it’s not happening anytime soon Update: hey look he speaketh!) we here at NiceBallz have gone...

Tiger Woods camp says: Crisis? What crisis?

Tiger Woods camp says: Crisis? What crisis?

November 27, 2009 / Posted in Commentary/Opinion

Apparently there has been some news about Tiger Woods in the past 24 hrs? We emerged from our tryptophan coma to find out that Tiger had taken a 2:30am (brief) joy ride in his Escalade into a fire hydrant and neighbors tree. Not sure about you…but this is actually fairly...