But sometimes a little gem comes out and it’s hard to ignore.  Enter John Mayer.

Oh sure, he can maybe be a self-important jackass.  And his music is arguably comparable to theatre majors doing karaoke after three bottles of red wine.

But, we have to say in the latest issue of Rolling Stone, (courtesy of The Superficial thank-you-very-much) he sorta nails what every red blooded American boy has probably thought at one point or another during the entire Tiger scandal. 

“If Tiger Woods only knew when to jack off. It has a true market value, like gold bullion. I have masturbated myself out of serious problems in my life.”

Um yeah so well, there’s that. 

However, there is always the risk that Tiger would develop an overly strong grip that caused him to hook his driver and he’d end up in all sorts of hazards and…oh wait, yeah…sooo nevermind.

At the end of the day, Tiger will just need to decide whether he really needs advice from this guy: