Top Ten Reasons Norman Chose Adam Scott

Hack — Tue, 08 Sep 2009 20:39:21 +0000

Sure, on the surface it seems completely non-sensical and borderline moronic to choose Adam Scott (pictured above, looking for his game) to play in the Presidents Cup.

But that’s only because you don’t have the insider info that we delve into the deep dark crevices of the golfing underworld to find here at NiceBallz.com.

So here it is, the never before seen list of reasons Greg Norman drew up while making his decision to pick Adam Scott. How’d we get it? Let’s just say we had to go undercover as part of the housekeeping staff at Norman’s hotel. Hard hitting journalism isn’t always pretty folks.

Some of these make a ton of sense, really.

10. He’s so due, never mind that he’s 0-3-0 in singles for the Prez Cup.

9. I love me some Kate Hudson.

8. Helps raise the visibility of other Australians over that damn Crocodile Dundee.

7. Three words: Adam Scott groupies.

6. I think three voices (Allenby, Ogilvy and now Scott) will sound better than two when responding to my “Aussie Aussie Aussie – Oy Oy Oy!” calls in team meetings.

5. Should have never taken the dare option in the traditional Truth or Dare match with Couples last night.

4. Started research by looking at the ’A’ country names: “Afghanistan, nope. Algeria, hope. Armenia, nope. Oh hey now, Australia!”

3. I am pretty sure with this FedEx Cup system, missing advancement past the first round is a good thing. Right?

2. We are going to OWN the swimsuit round of the competition.

1. Adam is already going to be in San Francisco that week, so one less Priceline.com negotiation I have to do.

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Top Ten Reasons Norman Chose Adam Scott