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Forgive our cynicism about The Presidents Cup this year.  After all Michael Jordan was an Assistant Captain (or something). Adam Scott was the homer Captain’s pick by Norman and in general the event feels like the Ryder Cup Lite. But after watching the matches and enjoying a U.S. victory (wOOt! suck it...

Sports fans were stunned to learn that Greg Norman and Chris Evert have decided to separate after only 15 months of marriage. While the couple were mum on specific reasons, NiceBallz has learned from sources that Evert was the primary driver of the split, and the proverbial last straw was...

Sure, on the surface it seems completely non-sensical and borderline moronic to choose Adam Scott (pictured above, looking for his game) to play in the Presidents Cup.  But that’s only because you don’t have the insider info that we delve into the deep dark crevices of the golfing underworld to find...

Dear Adam, It’s over. Your swing has gone further south than your girlfriends’ tan lines. Don’t get me wrong, that would make my putter stand up straight. But yours seems to be all wobbly and, um, cock-eyed. Maybe it’s the girlfriend – who could blame you? Maybe it’s that you’re...

There has been a lot of chatter lately about Adam Scott, the dashing 20-something pro golfer once ranked as high as No. 3 in the world and whose game has effectively disappeared in the past year. Scott is in a serious slump. He slipped last week to No. 46 in the world...

Dear SingleSergio, Let’s just be friends. It’s not you; it’s me. Well, actually, it is mostly you. You wear your clothes tighter than mine. I can’t have that. You waggle your golf club too much. My Dad says if you shake it more than twice you’re playing with it. You...