John Daly Set to Debut Loudmouth Golf Jumpsuit at Memphis St. Jude Classic
Memphis, TN — John Daly’s return to golf has been marked by great hopes amongst his fans for a new shot at glory for Daly and monumental daring on the part of the gregarious golfer with his fashion choices from clothing sponsor Loudmouth Golf.
Today, Daly and Loudmouth stunned many golf and Elvis Presley fans by announcing their intent to debut a new golf jumpsuit inspired by the King of Rock n’Roll.
Daly, pictured below, previewed the look at a press conference today at Graceland amongst slack-jawed Elvis lovers who sat in stunned silence.
“They ride a bit high n’tight but damn, they are comfortable,” Daly said as he delivered a high karate kick for emphasis.
Scott “Woody” Woodworth of Loudmouth Golf added, “No one but The Lion could pull off this look, well him and approximately 12,000 Elvis impersonators but none of them qualified for the St. Jude.”
In addition to the jumpsuit Woodworth speculated that depending on response this could be the beginning of a new direction for Daly and Loudmouth. “It’s not too hard to imagine debuting a Prince inspired outfit at Hazeltine or a Liberace at the Shriner’s Hospitals Childrens Open in Las Vegas.”
“I’m pretty sure this is gonna get a response,” added Daly.
As everyone who reads our blog knows we enjoy a good tongue-in-cheek post now and again, and are confident neither Daly nor Loudmouth would ever go this far. That said we’re looking forward to what he does bring out in attire and scores in Memphis. For more satirical humor, commentary and reviews follow us at http://twitter.com/NiceBallz and http://twitter.com/GolferWriterGuy or at http://blog.niceballz.com/.
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Weren’t you just eavesdropping in the locker room over at kokogirl’s?
What? Why didn’t he mention this in MY interview? The real question is what will he wear underneath the jumpsuit–or maybe that one has already been answered.
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