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Bizarro World: The FedEx Cup
Dr. Peter Venkman: This city FedEx Cup is headed for a disaster of biblical proportions. Mayor: What do you mean, “biblical”? Dr. Ray Stantz: What he means is Old Testament, Mr. Mayor, real wrath of God type stuff. Dr. Peter Venkman: Exactly. Dr. Ray Stantz: Fire and brimstone coming down...
A season cut short: Ken Green
You’ve likely heard of Ken Green’s cruel twist of fate by now. A blown tire, a tree and the resulting loss of girlfriend, brother, limb and even his dog. Since then Green has been battling – initially to survive, then to keep his right leg (a fight he lost) and most recently...
New! NiceBallz Classified Golf Advertisements
During this down economy, NiceBallz is seeking new sources of revenue. We are pleased to announce our new classified advertisements for golfers. Other publications offer you the opportunity to advertise a room for rent, property for lease or a missed connection. Now, we share with you the latest advertisements from golfers...
The ‘Water is Wet’ Files: FedEx Cup NOT as big as the Super Bowl
There have been more criticisms lobbed at the FedEx Cup over the past several weeks months/yearsby a bevy of sports writers, bloggers and other half-smart opinionated monkey’s than there are Kanye West jokes. Ok maybe not, but it’s close. In the process of reading the same arguments being re-run on a variety...
Flavorless: The Tour Championship is Like Coke Zero
The Tour Championship presented by Coca-Cola, which begins Thursday and concludes the official PGA Tour season, used to be a great pro golf tournament. An exclusive, limited-field event, only the top 30 players from the annual money list qualified for a no-cut finale and a guaranteed payday. It was the...
Spin Is Not Your Friend
Several years ago on a golf trip to Torrey Pines Golf Course, my buddy Big Drew gave me a sleeve of Callaway HX Tour golf balls. This was a new Tour-caliber performance ball being played by the likes of Phil Mickelson and Ernie Els. If we were going to play...
Ben Hogan’s corpse will kick Camilo’s Villegas(s)
After an inspiring rant by Ryan Ballengee at WaggleRoom on the whiny nature of a Camilo Villegas tweet about (God forbid) playing too much golf, we were ourselves inspired and wondered – “WWBHD“? Unfortunately Hogan has been dead since 1997. So we turned to the only place we could – professional...
Sorry for being sorry
Oh Kanye (pictured above being remorseful) … oh Serena … oh Congressman Wilson … why do you say you’re sorry when you don’t really mean it? Oh sure, you may mean “I’m sorry the cameras were on” or “I’m sorry I drank so much I did that” or “I’m sorry if anyone...
Caption Contest: Beaches
Nick Faldo and Kelley Tilghman don’t have to worry about rationalizing the FedEx Cup this week so what are they doing with their spare time? It looks like they’re um…well, just what the hell are they doing? We imagine the photographer on this shoot saying something like this: “Ok, give...
Film Review: The Back Nine
We recently were contacted by Jon Fitzgerald, film festival organizer, film maker and subject of the documentary The Back Nine, as to if we were interested in reviewing his film. I’ll caveat all that follows by unequivocally stating that I am not a film critic. As evidence of this, I like all...