You too can ‘sext’ with Tiger
From the ‘haha haha haha!’ files and courtesy of Gawker, some nerdy pervert has created a Tigerbot (how will we tell the difference from the real thing?) that you can get explicit sexting messages from.
It’s free – which is more than Tiger can say for his sexting habits.
I’m not too proud to admit I tried it:
Me: Whassup?
Tiger(bot): “For years. And punish you for not seeing me more.”
Me: Huh?
Tiger(bot): “quiet and secretively we will always be together.”
Me: You’re not making much sense.
Tiger(bot): “Hold you down while I choke you and f*ck that a$$ that I own.”
Me: Mmmm’kaaay then…gotta go!
I feel so dirty. Like Joslyn James dirty.
I gotta figure out how to erase these from my phone now before Mrs. Ballz finds them and 9-irons my forehead.
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Dude, you’ve gotta get the new TigerText app, which automatically deletes the incriminating evidence. Now our bromance will never be discovered.
Okay, this is really messed up. I wonder how many porno lists you’ve been added to for subscribing. Let us know.
As for the bromance. Like we didn’t know already.
BTW looks like Jesse James caught “Tigeritis.” Although I’m pretty sure we all saw that one coming. What is this world coming to?
Gotta go. Golf course awaits!
Well my spam has not changed much…not sure what that says. As for Jesse…well, he used to be married to a porn star, so the parallels are similar in more than one way I guess.