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You’re going to continue to hear about a number of women who have allegedly had relationships with Tiger Woods that were of the things-that-go-bumpity-bump-bump in the night variety.

It could get confusing keeping your Rachel’s, Jaimee’s (the 2nd ‘e’ is for error) and Kalika’s straight after all.

So we’ve worked up a brief list to help begin scratching off some names of women that Tiger Woods has almost certainly NOT ‘transgressed’ with…probably…we’re pretty sure this is solid.

Minnie Pearl

The sassy down home entertainer was known best for her appearances on Hee Haw and for always wearing a price tag on her hat that read $1.98.  Woods reportedly passed on showing the country comedienne a good time due to the ‘pay up front’ aspect he thought her comedic price tag prop suggested.  Woods apparently likes to play first and pay later.

Marilyn Manson

Though technically not a woman, Manson’s name and androgynous appearance is said to have appealed to Woods during a goth period he experienced in the late 90′s.  Woods never closed the deal though due to an unfortunate a fortunate ‘Crying Game’  incident and forever swore off any woman who had a large adam’s apple.

Kate Hudson

With stunning beauty and an infectious smile it’s hard to believe Woods has been able to avoid this three sport threat.  Woods side stepped becoming another collection in Hudson’s menagerie of athletes due to his ‘no sloppy 4th’s rule’ he implemented sometime in the last 18 months.

So there you have it.  Three women we are pretty sure positive Tiger Woods has not ‘transgressed’ with.  If we hear word of any more we’ll pass it along. 

Until then…as Minnie Pearl and the Hee Haw gang would do, here’s a NiceBallz saaalute to ya’ll!  It’s ok to have a laugh, trust us you’ll feel better.