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Tweet, tweet. No, we’re not talking about birdies.

Twitter, the new short message web service, is all the rage. Several golf personalities, including NiceBallz, are “tweeting” their thoughts and sharing ideas with others around the world.

Pro golfers including Stewart Cink, Morgan Pressel and others – some real, some not – are going online on and off the course. Take a closer look inside the minds of a few prominent players and see what everyone’s chirping about. 

@CamilloV: Doing deep knee bends. Don’t try this at home.

@CamilloV: Doing 10,000 one-arm pushups. Good luck doing ten.

@CamilloV: Can you benchpress a courtesy car?

@CamilloV: I only drive white courtesy cars.

@CamilloV: Shopping for white belts.

@CamilloV: Is it OK to wear white shoes before Memorial Day?

@CamilloV: Got a grass stain on my white pants.

@CamilloV: Signed new endorsement deal with Tide.

@CamilloV: Can you make sweet love to 3 super models at once?  Of course you cannot. Only I can.

 

@MichelleShellyWee: School sucks!

@MichelleShellyWee: Finals suck!

@MichelleShellyWee: Where will I withdraw next?

@MichelleShellyWee: I feel a WD coming on.

@MichelleShellyWee: Looking for new sponsors.

@MichelleShellyWee: Maybe WD-40?

 

@vijay_sing: Going to practice.

@vijay_sing: Going to practice.

@vijay_sing: Going to … ah, you get the idea.

@PhauxPhil: Amy wants a bigger rock. I better win the U.S. Open.

@PhauxPhil: Gonna carry two 3-woods for Bethpage.

@PhauxPhil: Gonna carry two putters. One for shorties, one for lags.

@PhauxPhil: Gonna carry two gloves, including a special glove for extra grip on flop shots.

@PhauxPhil: Google’d the word ‘moobs.’ Not happy.

@PhauxPhil: Excited about my new workout regime. Did 16-ounce curls today!

@PhauxPhil: Loving my new all-black look. Very slimming.

 

Whether real or real fake, Twitter is a lot of fun and there’s a wealth of golf information to be found. For a sane voice in an insane game, follow the NiceBallz co-collaborators at http://twitter.com/NiceBallz and http://twitter.com/GolferWriterGuy.  If you have ideas for other favorite golf personalities you’d like to see ‘faux tweets’ from send them our way @ shankyballz@gmail.com and we’re happy to oblige.