Bloggers make claims of ‘transgressions’ with Tiger Woods
In a sadly transparent effort to maintain web traffic and fill content gaps that normally exist during golf’s ‘silly season’ golf bloggers have begun in earnest to make claims of having experienced ‘transgressions’ with Tiger Woods.
“It started out with a brief introduction, but before long it evolved into something more. Sadly, I believed I was the only one,” said Ryan Ballengee head blogger at Waggle Room. “Some may consider me naive for having believed him and fallen into his traps, but you try saying no to those gorgeous caublasian eyes.”
Ballengee’s claims were echoed shortly thereafter by a slew of other bloggers who witnessed comments explode on Waggle Room in response to the shocking confession.
“After the CEO of Yahoo said that Tiger Woods controversy was better for traffic than Michael Jackson’s death, I knew that it was time for me to share what happened,” said an emotional Jay Busbee, blogger for Yahoo!’s Devil Ball Golf.
“It was earlier this year, shortly after a news conference. He had evaded and ducked questions so effectively it made me swoon. So when I was offered an exclusive ‘one on one’ interview I jumped at it…of course I should have known it came with strings attached.”
Busbee broke down several times while recounting the ‘…best thing that never, wait I meant EVER happened to me in golf…’, when he recounted a graphic and disturbing image of his tryst.
Even this outlet, NiceBallz.com is not immune to the trend of shocking confessions. Co-founder and contributor ‘Hack’ is reported to have made comments eluding to a relationship with Woods during a late night round of drinks at a local pub.
“He was tender…he was caring…warm…it was magic. He was like George Hamilton, only whiter,” Hack is purported to have said before being ushered away by NiceBallz security.
Rumors of book and movie rights for the bloggers stories are circulating as well with a working title in place of: “Good Wood(s): The untold story of how Tiger Woods was betrayed by pasty white bloggers.”
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U PEOPLE ARE SOUL SUCKIN VULTURES! LEAVE THESE GOOD BLOGGERS ALONE!
TIGER, WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS? WHY WON’T YOU LOOK AT ME ANYMORE?
Mr. T has remained quiet on the subject since the truth has come out. It was fun while it lasted. Being right feels pretty good.
Yeah, funny how that works isn’t it?
That Jay Busbee guy is nothin’ but another gold-diggin’ slut. That blonde bimbo is to golf what “pit lizards” are to NASCAR — he’s a “hole gopher.” No doubt his ‘Memoirs Of A Sports Skank’ will soon be available on Amazon.com. Enjoy your fifteen minutes of fame, you albino whore!
Mrs. Busbee please…this is no place to air the family dirty laundry.
OK, I have to come clean and admit that my role over the past year has been to arrange dangerous liaisons for Tiger with other bloggers at various tour stops.
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I suppose that makes me the Mindy Lawton of the group.. He promised me an exclusive interview if I would meet him in the parking lot of a local church! Why Tiger?? Why?????