Tiger, it’s John…here’s what you need to do
We’ve purposefully refrained of late from posting about Tiger because it’s not as though there’s a shortage of people writing, broadcasting and blogging about El Tigre.
But sometimes a little gem comes out and it’s hard to ignore. Enter John Mayer.
Oh sure, he can maybe be a self-important jackass. And his music is arguably comparable to theatre majors doing karaoke after three bottles of red wine.
But, we have to say in the latest issue of Rolling Stone, (courtesy of The Superficial thank-you-very-much) he sorta nails what every red blooded American boy has probably thought at one point or another during the entire Tiger scandal.
“If Tiger Woods only knew when to jack off. It has a true market value, like gold bullion. I have masturbated myself out of serious problems in my life.”
Um yeah so well, there’s that.
However, there is always the risk that Tiger would develop an overly strong grip that caused him to hook his driver and he’d end up in all sorts of hazards and…oh wait, yeah…sooo nevermind.
At the end of the day, Tiger will just need to decide whether he really needs advice from this guy:
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I’m just so relieved to find out that Mr. Mayer is only interested in “sleeping” (not the word he used) with women from his past. That should spare at least a few gals out there.
ok – I’m going home – there is no way I can work for laughing…and the queeziness after seeing that picture isn’t helping, either. Great stuff, Hack.
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I wish I had known it came in green before I bought my purple one…
OK, does anyone on the planet other than John Mayer like John Mayer? I didn’t think so.
That and the Rolling Stone interview make me think the song should have been called, “MY body is a wonderland”.
Yeah no kidding:
http://twitter.com/NiceBallz/status/8033589450
He’s OK in our books…
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He has his moments…few, but some.
Pick up his John Mayer Trio CD – away from his sappy “pop for money” tunes, the guy is a top notch guitarist.
It’s all natural. The greatest love is self love.
I am not sure I totally agree that it’s the greatest love Doc.
The most reliable? Absolutely.