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5 tips to becoming a big time golf blogger

5 tips to becoming a big time golf blogger

September 4, 2009 / Posted in Commentary/Opinion, Humor/Satire

Just follow these simple steps to golf bloggging greatness.  No need to thank us.  Really. 1. Criticize EVERYTHING: Pretty straightforward. Find nothing good in anything. Or, if you must find something good (e.g. Annika has a baby!) make sure to balance it with something highly critical (e.g. Wow, thanks for putting...

So Tiger calls and…

So Tiger calls and…

September 1, 2009 / Posted in Commentary/Opinion, Humor/Satire

…I’m like, “Dude, what up!?” …and he’s all “Waaaaannhhhh! Liberty National is ‘interesting‘ and the FedEx Cup is ‘interesting’ too! Waaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnh! And it’s really f*cking interesting that someone like Heath Slocum could win the FedEx Cup!  And you know what else is interesting?  How awesome I am for even playing in...

What would Wie make the headlines?

What would Wie make the headlines?

August 29, 2009 / Posted in Humor/Satire, LPGA

Getting a chance to watch Michelle Wie play live can open your eyes to what has gotten people so excited the past several years about her potential. At least, if you catch her on a good day – which Friday was at the LPGA Safeway Classic. She finished at -4 with a...

The Bullsh!t-o-meter: Tiger Woods

The Bullsh!t-o-meter: Tiger Woods

August 28, 2009 / Posted in Humor/Satire

As several of our blogging colleagues have noted, Tiger Woods finds Liberty National “interesting.”  What does that mean? We force fed some of his soundbites through the Bullsh!t-o-meter and here’s what we got. Q. What did you think of the golf course? Tiger: It’s interesting. (Laughter). BSOM Translation: Get the bulldozers warmed...

“You sleep like bleeping babies…”

“You sleep like bleeping babies…”

August 21, 2009 / Posted in Commentary/Opinion, Humor/Satire

I dig marketing. I’m also an unrepentant capitalist. Gordon Gekko was onto something when he said “Greed is good…”. But when the desire to earn goes to the extremes of Bernie Madhoff and Enron-type behaviors - then greed has gone too far and we need to be a little more skeptical about what everyone is...

Dear Adam…

Dear Adam…

August 21, 2009 / Posted in Humor/Satire

Dear Adam, It’s over. Your swing has gone further south than your girlfriends’ tan lines. Don’t get me wrong, that would make my putter stand up straight. But yours seems to be all wobbly and, um, cock-eyed. Maybe it’s the girlfriend – who could blame you? Maybe it’s that you’re...

Baggage: Inside my golf bag, and my head

Baggage: Inside my golf bag, and my head

August 18, 2009 / Posted in Amateur, Featured, Humor/Satire, Reviews

Ever seen those ‘What’s In The Bag?’ features in the traditional golf publications? It’s all bull. For one, you can’t buy clubs with the specifications Tour pros use. And, if you did, you couldn’t play them. Shafts as heavy as a hammer and as stiff as a telephone pole. Special...

Golf Bytes: Often imitated, never duplicated

Golf Bytes: Often imitated, never duplicated

August 14, 2009 / Posted in Humor/Satire, PGA Championship, PGA Tour, The Majors

While other blogs bring the weak sauce, NiceBallz brings back Golf Bytes. Enjoy a PGA Championship edition of Golf Bytes, a selection of interesting tweets from the week that was. See the Internet thought bubbles you missed complete with an extra helping of our taken-out-of-context commentary: British Open champ Stewart Cink, dealing...

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August 14, 2009 / Posted in Commentary/Opinion, Humor/Satire, Marketing/Advertising

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Sometimes a trophy is just a trophy.

Sometimes a trophy is just a trophy.

August 12, 2009 / Posted in Featured, Humor/Satire

It was Freud who supposedly said, “Sometimes a cigar, is just a cigar.” And sometimes a trophy is just a trophy. But sometimes it can arguably be considered more than just a trophy. Sorry Cristie! As a side note, we think the same people who designed that trophy had a...