Are you in need of a gift for the golfer on your list? New drivers or distance measuring devices are nice. But maybe you don’t want to break the bank. A dozen golf balls make a great stocking stuffer. Sometimes only two balls will do.
On a recent trip to Florida, the self-proclaimed “golf capital of the world,” we discovered Schwetty Balls, which come in a convenient two-ball pack. For better players, it may be all the, um, equipment they need.
Why are Schwetty Balls a good holiday gift? More gag than gift, they aren’t necessarily. We haven’t even played with Schwetty Balls, so we can’t comment on their performance. But, we think they’re funny. Give the gift of laughter this year.
As we’re surrounded by so many seasonal treats in December, we’re reminded of the classic Saturday Night Live skit about Pete Schweddy and his famously delicious holiday baked goods. Because nothing says festive like some nice balls. Well, it’s the thought that counts.

Hah, Schwetty Balls.. that’s awesome! Just curious though, how did you manage to take a picture of me coming out of the shower without my knowledge??
Merry Xmas Fellas!
That’s a gag that never gets old. Loved that skit.
Merry Christmas you guys. Hope to see you on the links soon.