It’s not hard to fathom that Tiger Woods isn’t going to scramble very hard to shut this specific I-banged-Tiger-Woods claim up:
According to Lawton, Woods is quite the lover. He is “very well endowed” and “knows his way around the bedroom. On a scale of ten I would give him 12,” she tells News of the World. Lawton’s sister, Lynn, adds that Mindy described their sex as “extremely good.”
We envision the conversation between Tiger and his handler’s going something like this:
“Mr. Woods we have another woman claiming to have had sex with you…it’s very bad and rather detailed. We recommend we implement a Uchitel program with her immediately.”
“Whoa what is she saying that is so much worse than the others?”
“She claims that you are extremely well endowed and an excellent lover.”
“Let this one be fellas…we’ve got bigger fish to fry.”
“But Mr. Woods, the precedent we set by not squelching this…”
“Trust me…it’s all good…real good.”
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It’s not hard to fathom that Tiger Woods isn’t going to scramble very hard to shut this specific I-banged-Tiger-Woods claim up:
According to Lawton, Woods is quite the lover. He is “very well endowed” and “knows his way around the bedroom. On a scale of ten I would give him 12,” she tells News of the World. Lawton’s sister, Lynn, adds that Mindy described their sex as “extremely good.”
We envision the conversation between Tiger and his handler’s going something like this:
“Mr. Woods we have another woman claiming to have had sex with you…it’s very bad and rather detailed. We recommend we implement a Uchitel program with her immediately.”
“Whoa what is she saying that is so much worse than the others?”
“She claims that you are extremely well endowed and an excellent lover.”
“Let this one be fellas…we’ve got bigger fish to fry.”
“But Mr. Woods, the precedent we set by not squelching this…”
“Trust me…it’s all good…real good.”
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