There was a time when sports fans around the globe believed that Tiger Wood’s destiny lay at the feet of Jack Nicklaus. And while Tiger’s chase of Jack remains in place, it seems young Eldrick is now looking toward breaking the records of another historic American athlete – Wilt Chamberlain.
Yes, for years we’ve always known Tiger Woods as a gifted and dedicated golfer with enough charisma to keep fans and reporters alike a swoon. That all changed a couple nights ago in an incident that involved a tree, an Escalade with Tiger driving it, and an angry wife who may or may not have smacked things with a golf club.
Truce no more.
Now, every golf reporter north of Antarctica is taking their dusty “journalism” caps out of the attic and investigating what’s going on with Tiger.
Personally, I think it’s simple. Tiger likes sex with women who don’t answer to “Mrs. Woods.” And, being that Tiger only shoots for the greats, like Nicklaus on the golf course, it’s apparent he’s shooting for Wilt Chamberlain in the sack.
Reports are that Wilt the Stilt slept with 5.6 women every single day of his natural life.
Nobody though Tiger could make a run at the Golden Bear’s record for major victories. And, no one will think Tiger could outscore Wilt. But remember this – just because what Tiger’s been doing is sleazy and wrong, doesn’t mean it should be written out of history. Let us not give up on Tiger Woods. Any record could be his, whether it be Jack’s or Wilt’s.
-WKW
EDITORS NOTE: This is a special comedic guest column by William K. Wolfrum, a self-described satirist based in Santiago, Brazil who we have come to know as a golf fan and a damn funny guy with a political bent. The opinions expressed are those of Mr. Wolfrum, but he has a certain NiceBallz sensibility. Can you dig it? Enjoy more of his humor and commentary on his personal blog.
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Caps are off and apparently gloves are off as well. You guys have been prolific the last few days.
Hack is the man. We work on a 5-blogs-to-1 ratio.
The Wolf man used to be funny. What happened? This might be the first post on this blog that I did not love…
Even a knucklehead like me cannot stretch this all the way to Wilt the Stilt. Plus Wilt was single.
Well, humor is nothing if not subjective…personally I still think it’s funny. I guess if everyone liked everything we wrote (or posted) I’d feel like we probably were doing something wrong.
I think his punishment should be that every time he puts his red shirt on sunday, it is commonly referred to as fire hydrant red.
LOL!
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