You’re a fan. A big fan. Such a big fan that you want to be your favorite golfer for Halloween.
But how? Don’t just walk around carrying your putter all night asking people to guess who you are – party FOUL!
No, you need to make it clear who your favorite golfer is by going all out. Here are just a few examples of how you can do it.
John Daly: Sport some loudmouth golf pants, carry a diet coke, smoke a cigarette, have a cougarish date dressed as Hooters girl and a suitcase full of excuses and mistakes.
Anthony Kim: Wear a big shiny belt buckle, show up wasted, kick everyone’s ass…leave.
Rory McIlroy: Call and say you’ll be right there…then call and say you aren’t coming…then call and say you may be over but you’re not sure. Lather…rinse…repeat.
Tiger Woods: Red shirt, black slacks, intimidating glare. When asked how you like the party say:
“The party is setup really well for me. Fair but still challenging. I feel like I’ve done pretty well but I’ve missed some opportunities for hookups, so I’ll just look to capitalize on that in the next two hours and if I do that then things will be good.”
Sandra Gal, Christina Kim, Anna Grzebien: Buck naked yo!
Happy Halloween!
Hack is a pen name for a marketing and media relations professional who enjoys blogging as a means to pursue his passion for his favorite sport – golf. He represents the yin to his collaborator’s yang. He doesn’t so much play golf, as the game plays him to his delight and likely demise. Follow his perspective on Twitter at @
now THAT’S a PARTY !!