There’s been a great deal of chatter over how much Anthony Kim may have partied the night before his Sunday Presidents Cup match against Robert Allenby.
While Kim has denied any after-hours activities, we have received, from reliable sources, a number of texts to and from AK that may counter that denial. Read for yourself and decide.
AK: Man I never thought that team meeting would end, you wanna grab a brew, or 10 haha?
Freddy: You DO know I’m still your Captain after hours right?
AK: Whoops…meant that for Jordan. Night Cap! Get it, night….cap?
AK: Hehe, just texted Freddy about getting a beer…oh well, ready to head out man?
Jordan: Can’t. I promised Phil that I would work on his short game with him. He tried to act like he didn’t want me to, but I know he just didn’t want to seem like he was imposing after what I did for O’Hair. Don’t forget you are playing tomorrow!!!
AK: Man you guys are all lame! I’m out to get some strange and lots of jager bombs woohoo look out San Fraaan!
AK: Yeah bitches the AK-47 is out on the town! Two jager bombs down baby and already four hotties checkin me out. One chick grabbed my belt buckle. She’s cute, big adam’s apple but hot. I’m soooo in. She has a friend, you up for wingman duty?
Phil: Stop texting me…I told you I can’t go out, Amy “surprised” me by showing up here. Ixnay ethay artypay alktay, mmm’kay?
AK: Haha ur loss loooser! Jager bombs away!
Phil: Don’t forget you are playing tomorrow!
AK: Peeps keep buyin jager bomzzz. Feelin no pain now cap! Who am i playin tomrrow again? Can i geta l8r tee time?
Freddy: No you cannot have a later tee time jesus man…get it together!
AK: Whooopsie daizy! Meant for MJ. J/k Cap…in my room havin night cap hahahaahha booombz away!
AK: So this is what the women’s bathroom looks like…
MJ: Nice pic. Maybe you should come back. Phil and I are about to breakthrough on his flop shot. Amy is helping too!
AK: I needz a cheezburger and pizzaaaaaaaaaa!!! Yeah baby ‘za! C’mon cap U buyin?
Norman: Who the hell is this?
AK: Hahhaaha we’re kickin ur aszzessss. Can i have Morgan’s number?
AK: Remindme 2 make wakeup callz? Wooo booombz away!! Applebeeez is so dead 2morrow boss…adam’s apple chick givin me ride home w00t! FTW!
Freddy: 
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Excellent. It’s really funny and probably quite close to how it actually went down. Give or take a few details.